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Thursday, August 12, 2004


Britney Bears Kevin On Chest


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Posted by A51JM at 4:12 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Britney Spears has marked her upcoming wedding to dancer Kevin Federline by having her own set of 'Mrs Federline' T-shirts made.

The 22-year-old Toxic singer and Federline were shopping at trendy Los Angeles boutique Kitson when she spotted PRIORITIES' 'Mrs Clooney', 'Mrs Kutcher', 'Mrs Pitt' and 'Mrs Timberlake' tops.

She then joked to the staff, "There ought to be a 'Mrs Federline' shirt," prompting the company to make her three such tops in three different colours.

Spears also bought herself an 'I love Kevin' make-up bag.




All In the Family


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Posted by A51JM at 4:08 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Cover story article featured in People Magazine.

Spears was excited to spend time with Federline's daughter Kori on Aug. 5. "She was spirited and really happy," says director Dave Meyers. Her connection to Kori's dad, he says, is "very sweet."

Since her engagement in June to dancer Kevin Federline, Britney Spears seems to have settled into a looooong, low-key premarital honeymoon. Shopping. A trip to Hawaii. Pool time. And, for a remarkably long stretch, no headlines. What's up? As she told PEOPLE last month: "I kissed a bunch of frogs and finally found my prince." Of course, this Prince Charming doesn't come with a white stallion In what a source says was their second get-together
If only a partial one. The more complete picture, of course, includes Federline's ex, Jackson. The actress, 27, has yet to meet Spears, but not because of any ill will, says a friend of Jackson's. (Though for the record, rumors that Spears sent Jackson flowers on the day she delivered Kaleb and bought her a $600,000 home in Orange County are false. Says her pal: "Shar was joking that she'd love to see the keys!") As her friend tells it, "There is nothing standing in the way. It seems to be a timing thing."
Indeed, in addition to rehabbing the knee she injured June 8, forcing the cancellation of her tour, Spears has been busy working on her next album, Greatest Hits: My Prerogative, due Nov. 16, which will include a remake of Bobby Brown's 1988 hit of the same name. Says Spears's spokeswoman: "Britney is enjoying her time off. She's getting her knee better, learning how to cook and enjoying time with her family and getting to know her new family."




Cheap Britney Merchandise


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Posted by A51JM at 12:38 AM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Hey, 2004 is soon ending but FanFair is selling the official Britney 2004 calendars for an incredible price of just .99 cents! Quantities are limited so order fast if you want it. Click here to order.

Cookies must be enabled, if you cannot access the site please visit fanfair.com and click on the Britney Spears link. Thanks to Slave4Britney from our Britney forum for letting me know this.




World News Charts


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Posted by A51JM at 12:08 AM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Austria

Album: In The Zone falls 48-68(Peak #10, 37 weeks top 75. Certified Gold[15,000 copies])
Single: Everytime slips 12-17(Peak #4 for 4 weeks, 13 weeks top 75. Chart run: 12-7-4-4-4-4-5-6-7-7-11-12-17)

France

Album: In The Zone slips 61-62(Peak #1 for 1 week, 38 weeks top 100 & top 200)
Single: Everytime rebounds 89-88(Peak #71, 6 weeks top 100) while Toxic falls 82-92(Peak #3, 26 weeks top 100).
Airplay: Everytime rises 19-16! (New Peak)

Greece

Album: In The Zone rebounds 26-17!(Peak #1 for 3 weeks, 33 weeks top 50. Chart run: 1-1-1-33-20-13-15-18-17-6-7-5-31-48-30-43-34-off-off-off-off-17-11-9-27-11-18-16-44-38-40-28-32-26-24-26-17. Certified Gold[10,000 copies])
Single: Everytime slips 26-28(Peak #15, 11 weeks top 50. Chart run: 20-17-15-31-30-30-26-24-25-26-28)

Estonia

Single: Everytime falls 8-26!(Peak #4, 9 weeks top 40)

Switzerland

Album: In The Zone rebounds 75-68! (Peak #6, 37 weeks top 100)
Single: Everytime slips 14-21(Peak #6 for 3 weeks, 13 weeks top 100. Chart run: 7-7-7-7-6-7-6-6-7-9-10-14-21) while Toxic is STILL in the top 100 falling 90-96(Peak #4 for 3 weeks, 27 weeks top 100. Chart run: 41-4-4-6-4-5-7-8-10-8-9-12-16-22-25-32-46-51-60-69-78-77-94-92-84-90-96)

Russia

Airplay: Everytime (Hi-Bias Radio Remix) rebounds 123-118! (Peak #30, 13 weeks) It has 402 spins(-27 spins from the week before. Total: 8,129 spins[remix] and 1,245 spins from the original. Total: 9,374 spins from both). Outrageous was released to Russian radio the 9th of August.(ranks around #309 at the moment).

Portugal

Music DVD: In The Zone DVD falls off the top 30 from #16(Peak #2, 15 weeks top 30. Chart run: 8-6-5-4-2-4-4-5-6-10-8-9-13-12-16-off)

Slovenia

Single: Everytime falls 1-3(Peak #1 for 3 weeks. Chart run: 11-5-1-1-1-3)

Canada

CHR/Pop Airplay: Everytime plunges 10-25 (Peak #6 for 2 weeks) with 183 spins[-61 spins from the week before) while Outrageous debuts at #27 with 174 spins(+73 spins from the week before).

Turkey

Capital Radio Hot 40: Everytime slips 8-9(Peak #3 for 3 weeks, 15 weeks top 40)

South Africa

5FM Top 40: Everytime slips 6-10(Peak #1 for 3 weeks)
94.7 Hot 30 Countdown: Everytime slips 1-2(Peak #1 for 2 weeks)

Uruguay

Single: Everytime stays 26-26(Peak #1, 14 weeks top 40)

Chile

Single: Everytime repeaks 8-4!(Peak #4 for 2 weeks, 14 weeks top 100) However, "Outrageous" falls off the top 100 from #97 after debuting there last week(Peak #97, 1 week top 100)

MTV European Top 20

Everytime slips 6-8(Peak #2 for 2 weeks, 11 weeks top 20. Chart run: 20-13-10-9-3-2-2-4-6-6-8)

Music Control European Airplay Top 5

Airplay: Everytime stays 4-4 yet again(Peak #4 for 4 weeks).

Compiled by pophector from the Britney Forums.




Wednesday, August 11, 2004


News Shock - R&B Star Warns Federline!


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Posted by A51JM at 11:54 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

In a shocking event, R&B star Usher is warning Kevin Federline to be careful! "Good luck - you're going to need it. Kevin is who I'm talking about. You've got to be careful, man," warns Usher. Not suprising since Usher is in fact a good friend of Britney's ex Justin Timberlake. I guess guys gotta help guys out? People warning Kevin on marrying Britney - I can truthfully say I never thought that would happen.




Big step for Britney


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Posted by A51JM at 11:39 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Britney Spears, 22, is gearing up for her role as stepmother, meeting one of the two children fathered by her fianc Kori to the Los Angeles set where Spears was filming a perfume commercial. Spears "wanted to go to the trailer to see her whenever she could," director Dave Meyers told the mag. Spears "was spirited and really happy."

The trio posed for pictures, People reports, but the family portrait isn't quite complete. Brit has yet to meet Jackson or Federline's newest child, a son, 5-week-old Kaleb.

People says there is no ill will between Spears and Jackson. (And rumors that Spears bought Jackson a home in Orange County are not true, the magazine says.) Rather, the timing just hasn't been right.

Brit has been busy in the months before her wedding (no official date yet). She has been shopping with her mother. There was a trip to Hawaii with Federline and a new home to purchase and fumigate in California.

Naturally, Jackson's busy, too, what with two tots in tow. But she also has The Shar Jackson Project, a reality show she's making that will showcase the struggles of being a single parent while pursuing a music and acting career.

That full family portrait could surface sooner than we think.

By Karen Thomas, USA TODAY




Momma Spears Says No


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Posted by A51JM at 2:12 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Britney Spears' mother Lynne has ruined the singer's plans to have a pre-wedding tattoo session with fiancee Kevin Federline before their marriage ceremony.

The Toxic star and dancer Federline have already had a set of matching tattoos together earlier this year - Britney had a pair of pink dice on her left inner wrist, while Federline opted for a larger image of blue dice on his right forearm.

The pop star and her husband-to-be were planning to get another set of body artwork on their wedding morning in November to bless their marriage, and have been pouring over designs for weeks.

A friend says, "They want to get something symbolic that will mean something for them in years to come".

The couple had planned to go under the needle hours before the ceremony, but Lynne has halted the plans.

The 22-year-old star is furious at her mom's decision, but Lynne is insisting that the marriage should be traditional - and that means the bride not seeing the groom in the morning.

World Entertainment News Network




Britney FIies To Athens


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Posted by A51JM at 2:11 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Looks like Britney is headed to the Olympics in Athens, Greece. Britney, Kevin and twelve of her friends are renting a luxury yacht to cruise around the Greek Islands. Other celebs to fly to Athens include Cruise, Madonna, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, David and Victoria Beckham, Jack Nicholson, Harrison Ford, Sylvester Stallone, and members of the British Royal Family.




Tuesday, August 10, 2004


Switching Back to Old News System


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Posted by A51JM at 5:40 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

Sorry we had a problem with the new news system archiving the news incorrectly, so we have switched back to our old news system for now. Back to our regular scheduled programming.




Monday, August 9, 2004


Shar Receives New Home


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Posted by Rajiv at 11:50 PM | Discuss | Mail To A Friend

AL-HIJR (AL-HIJR, STONELAND, ROCK CITY)
Total Verses: 99
Revealed At: MAKKA
Maududi's introduction


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In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful.

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YUSUFALI: A. L. R. These are the Ayats of Revelation,- of a Qur'an that makes things clear.
PICKTHAL: Alif. Lam. Ra. These are verses of the Scripture and a plain Reading.
SHAKIR: Alif Lam Ra. These are the verses of the Book and (of) a Quran that makes (things) clear.


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